Almost met a Hobbit

This morning, Brenda entered the ladies washroom at our campsite to brush her teeth. There beside her, was an older lady who was blow drying her hair.  Brenda greeted her and set about her task. Then, she noticed the older lady finish with her hair and begin to blow dry her feet.

Brenda's imagination leapt with excitement, why would someone blow dry their feet?  Clearly, the answer is that their feet are hairy..,and hairy feet meant Brenda finally met a real life Hobbit.

Not wanting to appear rude, Brenda continued to brush her teeth as though nothing was unusual.

To her disappointment, as the lady exited the lady's room, Brenda glanced down to discover human feet. May her feet were cold.